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  • Kinky Quote “A man can fuck a whore but, unless his wife is a whore, he cannot fuck his wife….fuck is a…dysphemism….there is no love in it.” – Flame Into Being: The Life and Work of D. H. Lawrence (Anthony Burgess, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “If you’re going to live in a whorehouse, there’s only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around.” – The Bonfire of the Vanities (Tom Wolfe, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “Doesn’t surprise me that Christ our Lord/preferred to live with whores/& sinners, seeing/I go in for that myself.” – Venetian Epigrams (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Poet)
  • Kinky Quote “You dress elegant women. You dress sophisticated women. I dress sluts.” – Gianni Versace
  • Kinky Quote “Oh kiss me cunt, oh kiss me cock, oh kiss the world, oh kiss the sky, oh kiss my ass, oh let it rock!” – UMASS, The Pixies
  • Kinky Quote “My mom says it’s ’cause I have a huge cock. Yeah, she talks like that. She’s a sailor. We don’t judge her.” – Daniel Tosh
  • Kinky Quote “Alright, I’m ignorant, but I like to fuck, I like to drink, I like to suck cock. Who gives a fuck.” – ROIR, GG Allin

  • Kinky Quote “I believe that trust is more important than monogamy.” – Affirmation, Savage Garden
  • Kinky Quote “Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error.” – George Bernard Shaw
  • Kinky Quote “Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.” – Huey P. Long
  • Kinky Quote “I would love to lecture to women on men. I’d tell them everything about men: gay, straight, bi, how we’re all the same, how we’re all bastards.” – John Barrowman
  • Kinky Quote “Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.” – The Naked Civil Servant (Quentin Crisp, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats.” – Elton John
  • Kinky Quote “Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as “pornography”.” – Richard Summerbell
  • Kinky Quote “Bigamy is having a wife too many, monogamy is the same.” – Oscar Wilde

  • Kinky Quote “Don’t go straight, go gayly forward.”
  • Bonus Quote “Loosen up. Being masculine doesn’t mean being a statue. Wrists were made to bend.” – The Gay Guy’s Guide to Life (Kenneth Hanes, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.” – Richard Summerbell, “Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary”, 1985
  • Kinky Quote “We come out of our mothers naked; everything else is just drag!” – Letting it All Hang Out (RuPaul, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it’s curved like a road through mountains.” – A Streetcar Named Desire (Tennessee Williams, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen.” – To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (Douglas Carter Beane, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two girlfriends” – Poly Tees
  • Kinky Quote “I’m poly, bi, and kinky and I still won’t sleep with you.” – Poly Tees
  • Kinky Quote “Bite Marks are love notes written in flesh.” – Poly Tees

  • Kinky Quote “Just fuck and fuck the consequences.” – Ryan Hare
  • Kinky Quote “Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It’s funny because I think it’s better inside.” – Alex Walsh
  • Kinky Quote “When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederike Ryder
  • Kinky Quote “Sex is a lot like pizza, when it’s good, it’s really good; when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good.” – Brandon Lyon
  • Kinky Quote “Sex is a continuum. You go through different phases along life’s way … and if you don’t, you’ve been sort of cheated.” – Gore Vidal
  • Kinky Quote “I do not in the least underestimate bisexuality… I expect it to provide all further enlightenment.” – Sigmund Freud
  • Kinky Quote “I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.” – Bernard Manning

  • Kinky Quote “Sex is natural, sex is good, Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” – I Want Your Sex (George Michael)

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  • Kinky Quote “If they don’t like the brothels, they needn’t go to them.” – Charles II of England
  • Kinky Quote “In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.” – Ben Hecht
  • Kinky Quote “Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds.” – Johnny Rotten
  • Kinky Quote “Sorry. I’d much rather be gay than sleep with you just to prove I wasn’t.” – Published in The Advocate,
  • Kinky Quote “Sex isn’t disgusting unless you make it disgusting!” – Paris, je t’aime (Bob Leander)
  • Kinky Quote “Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply!” – Feras Yaghmour

  • Kinky Quote “Sex is for pleasure, a complete and worthwhile goal in and of itself.” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)
  • Kinky Quote “People have sex because it feels very good, and then they feel good about themselves.” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)
  • Kinky Quote “If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises…” – The Mistress of Wholesome (Jacob Appel, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “Once you’ve gotten two hands up somebody’s ass, you aren’t likely to feel jealous of a penis.” – Public Sex: The Culture of Radical Sex (Pat Califia, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.” – Life in Hell (Matt Groening, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “Give pleasure. Accept pleasure. It’s that easy.” – The Gay Guy’s Guide to Life (Kenneth Hanes, Writer)
  • Kinky Quote “Nothing is better than sex and anyone who says so has never had a good woman.” – Roger Daltry
  • Kinky Quote “Yes, I haven’t had enough sex.” – Sir John Betjeman

  • Kinky Quote “The only sin passion can commit is to be joyless.” – Dorothy L. Sayers
  • Kinky Quote “We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.” – Alexander Comfort
  • Kinky Quote “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” – Mae West
  • Kinky Quote “When things don’t work well in the bedroom, they don’t work well in the living room, either.” – Dr. William H Masters
  • Kinky Quote “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – Mae West
  • Kinky Quote “You have to be brave in this culture to say, ‘This turns me on.’” – Rufus Wainwright
  • Kinky Quote “The path of true love isn’t smooth, the ruffled feathers sex can soothe, soon ruffle again — for couples never spend all their lives in bed together.” – Gavin Ewart
  • Kinky Quote “”Easy”: Is there, we wonder, some value in being difficult?” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)

  • Kinky Quote “Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.” – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
  • Kinky Quote “Ducking for apples – change one letter and it’s the story of my life.” – Dorothy Parker
  • Kinky Quote “I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get.” – Mae West
  • Kinky Quote “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae West
  • Kinky Quote “It doesn’t matter if you fuck someone or get fucked – the main thing is to have sex.” – Bulgarian proverb
  • Kinky Quote “It’s not true that the more sex that you have, the more it interferes with your work. I find that the more sex you have, the better work you do.” – H. G. Wells
  • Kinky Quote “Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull.” – H. L. Mencken
  • Kinky Quote “Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it’s the triumphant twang of a bed spring.” – S. J. Perelman

  • Kinky Quote “Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.” – Remy de Gourmont
  • Kinky Quote “Chastity – you can carry it too far” – Mark Twain
  • Kinky Quote “A woman’s chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • Kinky Quote “You dress elegant women. You dress sophisticated women. I dress sluts.” – Gianni Versace
  • Kinky Quote “A ring around the finger does not cause a nerve block to the genitals.” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)
  • Kinky Quote “We’ve … been called “indiscriminate” in our sexuality, which we resent: we can always tell our lovers apart.” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)
  • Kinky Quote “A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.” – Victor Lownes

For as often as I quote the Ethical Slut I should add a link so…

The Ethical Slut

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