• Kinky Quote “Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Kinky Quote “Rich the treasure, Sweet the pleasure,Sweet is pleasure after pain.” – Alexandrer’s Feast (John Dryden, Poet)
• Kinky Quote “All the world’s a cage.” – Jeanne Phillips
• Kinky Quote “It is not enough to conquer; One must know how to seduce” – Voltaire
• Kinky Quote “Pleasure and pain, though directly opposite are contrived to be constant companions.” – Pierre Charron
• Kinky Quote “Remember that pain has this most excellent quality. If prolonged it cannot be severe, and if severe it cannot be prolonged.” – Seneca
• Kinky Quote “We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.” – Jim Rohn

• Kinky Quote “A working bottom, one who is actively putting the Top’s work to joyful use, has liberty where he or she imagined limits.” – Joseph W. Bean
• Kinky Quote “Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.” – Alphonse Karr
• Kinky Quote “Oral sex is the answer – the question doesn’t matter.” – Unknown
• Kinky Quote “Spare the rod, spoil the fun.” – Playboy (Zuleikha Robinson spread, June, 2007)
• Kinky Quote “Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious!” – Elvis Hitler (Album Title)
• Kinky Quote “There are thorns everywhere, but along the path of vice, roses bloom above them.” – Marquis DeSade
• Kinky Quote “I don’t want my pain taken away. I need my pain.” -Kirk, Star Trek V (William Shatner, Story, Harve Bennett, Story & David Loughery, Story)
• Kinky Quote “Don’t make me take away your masturbation privileges!” -Saving Silverman (Hank Nelken, Writter & Greg DePaul, Writter)
• Kinky Quote “You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.” – Plato

• Kinky Quote “A fetish is a story masquerading as an object.” – Robert Stoller
• Kinky Quote “Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.” – Stan Smith
• Kinky Quote “To whip is also to caress.” – Valerie Steele
• Kinky Quote “Spanking is also a show. It’s street theater or lyric opera depending on the circumstances. Some fear discovery; others revel in spectacle.” –Jean-Pierre Enard
• Kinky Quote “Long live The New flesh!” – Videodrome (David Cronenberg, Writer)
• Kinky Quote “Repress the natural and it comes back even stronger: not everyone can be a fetishist” — Philippe Lejeune
• Kinky Quote “If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.” — Fran Lebowitz

Found this gem on over on the Spanking Blog, enjoy.

• Kinky Quote “After all, sexual fantasy and the things that thrill us are often dark and dirty, though we usually don’t like to admit that out loud.” – Susan Wright
• Kinky Quote “Leather is thicker than blood.” – Gayle Rubin
• Kinky Quote “It’s your body; play with it.” – Fakir Musafar
• Kinky Quote “The body is both a pleasure palace and a torture chamber.” – Charles Levin
• Kinky Quote “The best way of enlarging and multiplying one’s desires is to try to limit them.” – The Marquis de Sade
• Kinky Quote “The seduction emanating from a person of uncertain or dissimulated sex is powerful.” – Colette
• Kinky Quote “Be careful Anais, abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones.” – Henry & June (Anaïs Nin, Book & Philip Kaufman, Screenplay)

When we saw this all we could think of was Age Play and awesome adult PJs.

• Kinky Quote “Men’s need to dominate women may be based in their own sense of marginality or emptiness; we do not know its root, and men are making no effort to discover it” – Marilyn French
• Kinky Quote “My biggest challenge will be to play the totally submissive woman. It takes a toll on you when you play someone who’s far removed from your personality.” – Regina King
• Kinky Quote “Sexuality is not a leisure or part-time activity. It is a way of being.” – Alexander Lowen
• Kinky Quote “There is no terror in the bang … only in the anticipation of it.” – Alfred Hitchcock
• Kinky Quote “I now know how to walk around properly in my undies. People would keep telling me to push my tits out! I also now know how to use a whip on people without causing bruising.” – Billie Piper
• Kinky Quote “What a man enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them” – Brendan Francis
• Kinky Quote “Everyone is a potential naked slave to you once you become a trainer.” – Anne Rice
• Kinky Quote “Bottoms are alchemists who magically transform pain into sex.” – The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt)
• Kinky Quote “Sadomasochism enjoys all the forms of religious piety, kneeling, praying, worshiping, sacrificing, invoking, & punishing.” – Terence Sellers

This may be the third or fourth time we’ve quoted the Ethical Slut. It may be time to read this book.

Recently we had the pleasure of talking with Mia Peach and Suzy Slim from ATL Eye Candee. These lovely ladies are both adult film stars who are now returning to the industry. We talk about what this was like. Their hiatus and how things have changed with their return.

Suzi Slim

Mia Peach

Oh, and did we mention the Rump Shake Off?

Stay Tuned to Certified Sound

We’ll be waiting….

• Kinky Quote “I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards.” – Angelina Jolie
• Kinky Quote “Sexuality is a sacrament.” – Starhawk
• Kinky Quote “You see what power is – holding someone else’s fear in your hand and showing it to them!” – Amy Tan
• Kinky Quote “At times, it is strangely sedative to know the extent of your own powerlessness.” – Erica Jong
• Kinky Quote “Marcia looks great in those ropes!” – A Very Brady Sequel (Harry Elfont, Writer)
• Kinky Quote “I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.” – Gore Vidal
• Kinky Quote “Who’s to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?” – Secretary (Mary Gaitskill – Short Story, Erin C. Wilson – Screenplay)

Secretary (2002)
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Can’t get enough of Steven Seagal Lawman? Nether can we. A fan of Certified Sound has put together this great poster and we want to share it with you.

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After doing a bit of research we debated adding the Rule: 1 Drink Every time the portly cop we’ve fondly dubbed Curly comes off looking more competent than Steven Seagal. Quickly realized we would need an IV on a heavy drip to keep up with that one.

Also, we’d like to thank The Daily Caller for recognizing Certified Sound and it’s efforts to help make this show enjoyable.

If you want to see truly boring police work in action (there’s literally a sequence in which Seagal paints a house, and another in which he pulls over someone with a licensed firearm who just needs to be…released), you can watch full episodes here. More importantly, you can find the rules to the official Steven Seagal: Lawman drinking game right here, which is probably the only motivation you’ll have to get through a whole show.

The best rule: 2 drinks for “every time a chase scene is cut to show Steven Seagal running then another cop catching the suspect.”