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It’s a difficult job, this Kinkster DJ lifestyle. The pressure of the interview, the stress of trying to get the message across, sometimes you just don’t know what to do.
Somehow though, we endure and Certified Sound goes on. Join us as we interview one of the adult industry’s up and coming stars one Miss Lindsey Lovehands. Featured in AVN and now on Certified Sound we’re going deep, with hard hitting questions about the world of porn. Listen in as we talk about what it’s really like on the other side of the camera and talk about some of the trials of the new girl in town.
Find out what happens to the roof of a Jag when the MILF Hunter is in town. Thrill to the excitement when Lovehands meets Mandingo. Chill in horror as we learn how Ron Jeremy says hello. All this and more as Certified Sound takes on:
The Breast Interview Ever!
Stick around you may just learn something.
There’s no school like the old school and there’s no time like right now. We’re digging back in for another installment of the best of Craigslist.
Here we are, almost half way through the year and on one of my favorite subjects: Da’bit. That’s Da’ Butt for those who don’t speak Ladies Manese. Well actually we may not be on the butt. According our man here he’s looking for someone who knows how to “please sexually and anally…”
Now this could be (and likely is) a look at the most unholiest of holies. As written though our man, we’ll call him Leon, is looking for a lady who can please rather obsessively. Now I’m not one to criticize but I think there are some easier ways to put that one, no pun intended.
Although, our man Leon may mean something else entirely. Despite the work of Dan Savage over at Savage Love and his fans not everyone if familiar with the term pegging. This would involve a man a woman a strap on and the mangina. Which would make sense since I think the pleasure for our lucky lady would be more psychological than physical as she pumps the bilge.
Either way, we at Certified Sound wish you luck in your adventures. This is DJ Certified saying remember, try not to clench.
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Join DJ Certified and the crew as we talk with Goddess Sadie Hawkins on continuing education in kink. Ms. Hawkins teaches us about the physics of squirting. swinger safety and the joys of fisting. Everyone gets in on the action with JS-1’s panties plan, BZ’s Fisting Fantasy and DJ Certified, the Accidental Fister.
Hear stories from the road including how to make a submissive bounce off the wall and what to do with an errant piggy player. Goddess Sadie explores the body and teaches how to properly prepare for and recover from a fisting experience.
To contact Ms. Hawkins about classes you can email here here: Sex_Ed_Seminars@yahoo.com
Or Visit her websites:
It’s all part of Certified Sound.
So while we’re cruising around the internet we came across this little gem. Although it more about science and the scientific method I think applying this amusing rant to other fields is simple enough. Enjoy.
It’s been a while since I, your Sultan of Sexy has been able to do a real tribute post. Thankfully the wait is over.
My kinksters I want you to give a big thank you to Three Panel Soul and their memorial strip today regarding Larry Peterman. For those who have never heard the name don’t worry, the comic actually has the facts right.
On October, 23rd it will have been nine years since this trial. Maybe we could all celebrate by going out and picking up a new movie or two. Now, without getting into religion we’ll just enjoy the idea that the court could not call it obscenity when there was enough members of the town delving into the wonderful world of porn without his help. Thank you On Demand, for bringing me my horribly bad FearNet movies and for bringing Mr. Peterman justice.
Normally I make some vague attempt at avoiding politics but this video just cracked us up.
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Alright, okay, forgive the pun. After going through our gallery though it had to be said. Recently we had the witty, lovely and vivacious* Lindsey Lovehands in the studio to talk about the Adult Industry, the Internet push and her experiences in the biz. With porn start tips for the everyman and how to avoid callous-cock we’ll also learn the wrong way to buff the roof of a Jaguar.
BZ says hello
So does DJ Certified
M-I-C See you real soon!
You can see more of Lindsey Lovehands at: lindseylovehands.com
And
clips4sale.com Keyword: Lindsey Lovehands or Store # 28788
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Oh and JS-1
*Vivacious
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Main Entry:
vi·va·cious Listen to the pronunciation of vivacious
Pronunciation:
\və-ˈvā-shəs also vī-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Latin vivac-, vivax long-lived, vigorous, high-spirited, from vivere to live
Date:
circa 1645
: lively in temper, conduct, or spirit : sprightly
This week we’re changing things up on the Best of Craigslist. I mean really, how many times can you make the same “Delivery Man” joke? Instead this week we’re bringing you a contest from out there beyond the monitor.
Fairly straight forward, I’m not even blocking out any of the contact information in case any of our listeners would like to take a shot at shooting for stardom and fifteen hundred clams for the queen of clams.
Did I just write that?
Anyway, I’ve been doing some digging and even emailed XXX-Hibition but at this time I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this contest. So my little squirts enter at your own risk. Have faith though, should our swingers contact Certified Sound updates will follow.
So many missed connections, so little time. Now this isn’t your standard, I saw you in the super-marked holding the Breyers this is something special. This is the Best of Craigslist. Let’s dig in shall well.
Now Lucidious and Alabaster are already well familar with my fondness of the T-Girls, if only they wanted the Grannies… Anyway, not to get too off track, within the week we find this little gem… and have faith my Droogs this wouldn’t be the Best of without it’s companion we find this:
That’s right, a Tranny Star looking for work. Now here’s where it just gets weird. Look at the compensation fields. That’s right an exact match. I’ll leave the odds up to the statisticians but I’m willing to guess the stars aligned and a Great Old One smiled upon this union.