Certified Sound

Lunch time is very important to one of my, stature, and as such I often find myself traveling to find tasty things to eat. Now in the olden days I would be considered part of the wandering hordes pillaging and taking what I needed to survive, but we are much more civil now and I have my own pretty polly to pay for the foodstuffs I must consume to survive. Although, I do so miss the days of pillaging, watching the helpless villagers fleeing in the light of there burning homes.

I digress, this is not a conversation about lunch or even what is best in life merely a car spotted while at the local pub. A glorious black chariot brimming with lovely signs and information. Truly beautiful words such as:

Yes, my tits are real, so is my penis.

and

Please Jesus, Protect me From Your Followers

Ah, but my dear readers you may be wondering why? Why have these bumper stickers captured your humble DJ so? Wonder no longer my faithful I shall illuminate this in but moments. Forgive me this indulgence as I allow suspense to build for those who have not already read ahead and seen the words that tie these wise gems together. Emboldened on of chariot the crowning jewel, their license plate:

Served Proudly, Retired Veteran, Army

Sometimes I love my job.

If you’re out there Proud Vet, we salute you!

Coming Up

Time to go back to the playground with Papa Cert and JS1. We’re talking with Age Players from The Ghidrah and playing some childhood inspired music. Well Certified’s childhood so warning has been given. Littles and Bigs, Adult Babies and the Dirty Old Man, Certified Sound covers it all. My only regret is I forgot to mention Dommy Mommies…

The Ghidrah

Auntie Eva’s Boarder

Ageplay Fashion

So as we wax philosophical on the various cooks and kinks one finds in the world I notice that it has become more and more difficult to resist talking about this with co-workers, yes that’s right my droogs your sultan of sexy works a day job.

I listen to people talking about their sex lives all the time. Conquests and all the joyful details. Yet, for some reason, if these stories of valiant battle and five minutes of squishy sounds ever dip away from the norm it seems it is only for ridicule and the occasional eww sounds. Why is this? Why is it that ten minutes of drunken fumbling in the dark with your wife or girlfriend is right as rain but flogging, spanking or other kinky foreplay before going for the big win is freakish?

I offer not answers. No means to effect change. Only an observation as we continue on in our day to day. Maybe someday there will be an office for the Frat boys and the Kinksters to share stories of the night before over the water cooler talk of Oprah and yesterday’s soaps. I leave you with these words for whatever they may mean:

Enjoy life, let others enjoy theres and try not to hurt anyone along the way.

Do with them as you will.

PS: Avoid any speculum that requires a power outlet in.

Madness?

THIS! IS! CERTIFIED!

 

Sorry Mr. Miller, Athens wasn’t the only play filled with boy lovers. In this upcoming installment of Certified Sound we take a look through history at how gays and lesbians shaped modern society. Take a trip down memory lane in Certified Style.

 

Certified Sound takes a kinky twist as we explore the ins and outs of the BDSM world. We’ll be talking about everything from the signs your partner might be up for a little more frisky fun and how to get involved to different toys and what it’s like from an insiders perspective.

With guests from Whipper Snappers an Atlanta area BDSM group Certified Sound takes a trip to a interesting new place.

 

“Friday night is goin’ up
inside her…again
Well crack the whip
‘Cause that bitch is just insane”

- Pretty Tied Up: Guns n’ Roses

 

Mixing 80’s, Darkwave, Electronica, Goth, Trance and Techno and a bit of Metal with talk and discussion from Geek to Kink. Certified Sound is everything from London After Midnight and Sci-Fi Movie Reviews to Danzing and a History of Porn. Put simply Certified Sound causes new and powerful auditory vibrations deep within the victim’s brain meat.

These are the voices in your head .

Pick up your ears and listen.

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